There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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