? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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