Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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