and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize