He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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