found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize
