omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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