butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
i out mim tonsoeep
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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