Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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