I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
