Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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