it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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