It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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