The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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