It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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