we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
