While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Randomize
