how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
