I wish I only lived at night.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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