We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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