happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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