were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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