no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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