his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I want a musical about memes.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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