4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
That accounts for only three of the penises
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize