at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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