i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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