I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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