I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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