ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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