One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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