weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Screwed.edu
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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