Its about making memories worth repressing
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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