Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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