i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It's blow job season.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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