how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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