im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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