I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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