So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
