dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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