You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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