Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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