I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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