i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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