i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Are my feet made of real feet?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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