Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
how drunk are you?
Several
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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