There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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