your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
how does that bad decision feel?
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