I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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