There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I see more hoeing in ur future
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