When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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