You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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