we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
