I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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