Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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